Corporate Politics

I have some of the most random convos at work. If you've ever found yourself wondering "hmm, I wonder what J. Burnett thinks about when he's not blogging" then here's a dandy sampling...Check it out after the jump



Jay5735: this real life thing is something else

SpaceBarz: who are u telling

Jay5735: it's a constant grind

Jay5735: not the cool grindin like the clipse or tony hawk

Jay5735: it's more like rubbin ur scrotes against a grater daily

SpaceBarz: yeah

SpaceBarz: there has to be an alternative to this scrapping for pennies lifestyle

SpaceBarz: I need to surround myself with wealthy people so I can learn the secrets of the trade

Jay5735: slinging big birds

SpaceBarz: drug dealers are lazy man

Jay5735: thats why they need hard workers like us

Jay5735: sell dope for videogames

Jay5735: no one would ever expect it

Jay5735: we'd just be at the crib playing xbox 720s

Jay5735: no one would be the wiser

SpaceBarz: man

SpaceBarz: the perfect life would be

SpaceBarz: an xbox

SpaceBarz: a projector or HD TV

SpaceBarz: a crib

SpaceBarz: on the beach

SpaceBarz: with a fully stocked bar

SpaceBarz: and strippers in the crib

SpaceBarz: dancing on poles

SpaceBarz: cleaning up my garbage

Jay5735: lol

SpaceBarz: yeah

Jay5735: there has to be a way to have strippers at your house 24/7

SpaceBarz: I can see it now

SpaceBarz: yeah

SpaceBarz: be a pimp

SpaceBarz: or live at body tap

SpaceBarz: or be a rapper

Jay5735: hmmm...i could see one of those moves workn out for me

SpaceBarz: living at body tap

Jay5735: nah being a pimp

SpaceBarz: oh

SpaceBarz: well

SpaceBarz: you gotta have a strong pimp hand

Jay5735: yea i dont have that

Jay5735: chicks just respect and admire me

SpaceBarz: not hoes

Jay5735: they're not scared of me though

SpaceBarz: you gotta break a hoe in

SpaceBarz: like a pair of church shoes

Jay5735: lol

Jay5735: that's a great line

SpaceBarz: its true man

SpaceBarz: thats too much work

Jay5735: but you can break a hoe w/one good slap

SpaceBarz: and some church shoes slip right on too

SpaceBarz: and others aren't ever comfortable

SpaceBarz: its varies man

Jay5735: tis true

SpaceBarz: all this analogical pimp talk has my brain going

Jay5735: i'm tryin to figure out how i can turn this into a blog

Jay5735: what image would best summarize this convo

SpaceBarz: hmm

SpaceBarz: Got any pictures of strippers cleaning up garbage???

SpaceBarz: if not, I'd say use the cover of The Mack

Jay5735: that's what i was thinkin

SpaceBarz: Cool